$700?!?!?!? How is the government ever going to come up with $700? We are doomed....DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait, I have $700 dollars! I'll let them borrow it if they are real nice and promise to use it for what they are supposed to. Of course I'll charge interest though...this ain't no fuckin freebie!

courtesy of www.cnn.com

P.S.: Fucking PROOFREAD!