Current location:	In the recesses of the dancehall of the mind of a zombie
Current mood:	giddy
Current music:	The Blow- Paretheses

Happy Hollerdays!
Hey it's holiday season you hookers! Ya know what that means??? If you said fur protesters outside of my workplace then you are CORRECT! Oh also, there are lights on everything downtown. Though I am quite fond of the lights...they give me that slightly high feeling when I am actually sober. It's also time to start thinking about buying everyone presents. Yes, yes the economy is bad and wah, wah, wah. But, if I, a measly retail whore, can afford presents for my friends and family then so can other people. I mean...except for like the REAL poor people. You know who I'm talking about. Come on, don't make me say it. OK fine, HOMELESS PEOPLE! Yes, they are like, actually poor and stuff. So, they are exempt from buying me presents this year. But, everyone else in the world...here is what I want for Xmas:

I'm not fucking joking. I love this thing!

Oh, and check this shiz out: